The office cafe that your dietician warned you about. Proudly serving junk food, strong coffee, and zero regrets since day one.
👀 See the MenuDevs by day. Feeders by passion.
MAFA 🧡
💻 Devs Who Cook
Est. 2025
“We write code and break diets.”
Meet Kishan and Amal — two software engineers
who realised the office needed less healthy eating and more vibes.
Armed with a Cursor IDE, MAFA caps, and an unreasonable love for fried food,
they built the only cafe where git commit -m "ate too much" is a valid excuse.
Follow them or don't. We're not your mom.
This is a safe space. We don't calorie count. We vibe count.
Minimum 2 cups before any standup. It's in the sprint contract.
Your fries are YOUR fries. We have a strict no-fork-theft policy.
The only bugs here are in your PR, not in our kitchen.
Make. People. Fat. Again. Wear the cap. Live the dream.
Leave a star on our GitHub. Just kidding, we don't have one. Or do we?
Totally real. Definitely not made up.
I came for the coffee. I stayed because I can't fit through the door anymore.
My fitness tracker filed a formal complaint after I started going here.
Better uptime than our production servers. 10/10 would snack again.
I asked for something healthy and Kishan just stared at me for 30 seconds.