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CX Vibe Cafe

“Make People Fat Again”

The office cafe that your dietician warned you about. Proudly serving junk food, strong coffee, and zero regrets since day one.

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The Masterminds

Devs by day. Feeders by passion.

Kishan and Amal - founders of CX Vibe Cafe, rocking their MAFA caps MAFA 🧡 💻 Devs Who Cook Est. 2025

“We write code and break diets.”

Meet Kishan and Amal — two software engineers who realised the office needed less healthy eating and more vibes. Armed with a Cursor IDE, MAFA caps, and an unreasonable love for fried food, they built the only cafe where git commit -m "ate too much" is a valid excuse.

9,247+
Calories Served Daily
0
Salads on Menu
342
Coffees This Month
100%
Vibe Guaranteed
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House Rules

Follow them or don't. We're not your mom.

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No Diet Talk

This is a safe space. We don't calorie count. We vibe count.

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Coffee Is Mandatory

Minimum 2 cups before any standup. It's in the sprint contract.

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Sharing Is Optional

Your fries are YOUR fries. We have a strict no-fork-theft policy.

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Bugs Stay in Code

The only bugs here are in your PR, not in our kitchen.

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MAFA is a Lifestyle

Make. People. Fat. Again. Wear the cap. Live the dream.

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Tip in Stars

Leave a star on our GitHub. Just kidding, we don't have one. Or do we?

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Reviews

Totally real. Definitely not made up.

I came for the coffee. I stayed because I can't fit through the door anymore.

— Anonymous Colleague

My fitness tracker filed a formal complaint after I started going here.

— The PM Who Jogs

Better uptime than our production servers. 10/10 would snack again.

— Senior Engineer

I asked for something healthy and Kishan just stared at me for 30 seconds.

— The New Intern
☕ FUELED BY KISHAN & AMAL  •  CURSOR DEVS BY DAY • CAFE LEGENDS BY LUNCH  •  YOUR DIET'S WORST NIGHTMARE  •  CTRL+Z WON'T UNDO THESE CALORIES  •  ☕ FUELED BY KISHAN & AMAL  •  CURSOR DEVS BY DAY • CAFE LEGENDS BY LUNCH  •  YOUR DIET'S WORST NIGHTMARE  •  CTRL+Z WON'T UNDO THESE CALORIES  •